story of gay^^

A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns and finds a young couple in bed.

He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair, while tying the girl to the bed he gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom. While he's in there, the husband tells his wife:

"Listen, this guy's an escaped convict, look at his clothes! He probably spent lots of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck." If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain, do whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is probably very dangerous. If he gets angry, he'll kill us. Be strong, honey. I love you."

To which his wife responds: "He wasn't kissing my neck. He was whispering in my ear. He told me he was gay, thought you were cute, and asked me if we had any vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong honey. I love you too!!"

from a mother with a Love

Dear Child,

I am writing this slow because I know that you can't read fast.

We don't live where we did when you left home.

Your dad read in the paper that most accidents happen within 20 miles from your home so we moved.

I won't be able to send you the address, as the last family that lived here took the house numbers when they left so that they wouldn't have to change their address.

This place is real nice. It even has a washing machine. I'm not sure if it works too well though.

Last week I put a load in, pulled the chain, and haven't seen them since.

The weather isn't too bad here., it only rained twice last week, The first time it rained for three days and the second time for four days. The coat you wanted me to send you, your Uncle Steve said it would be a little too heavy to send in the mail with the buttons on, so we cut them off and put them in the pockets. We got another bill from the funeral home.

They said if we don't make the last payment on Grandma's grave, up she comes. John locked his keys in the car yesterday. We were worried because it took him two hours to get me and Shelby out.

Your sister had a baby this morning but I haven't found out what it is yet, so I don't know if you're an aunt or an uncle. If the baby is a girl, your sister is going to name it after me, she's going to call it Mom.

Uncle Pete fell in a whiskey vat last week. Some man tried to pull him out but he fought them off and drowned. We had him cremated and he burned for three days.

Three of your friends went off a bridge in a pick-up truck. Ralph was driving. He rolled down the window and swam to safety. Your two friends were in the back. They drowned because they couldn't get the tailgate down.

There isn't much more news at this time. Nothing much has happened.

PS, I was going to send you some money but the envelope was already sealed....




ahhahha did u get the meaning???

jokes...hiburkan hati anda..

Birthday Present

A wife decides to take her husband to a strip club for his birthday. They arrive at the club and the doorman says, "Hey, Dave! How ya doin'?" His wife is puzzled and asks if he's been to this club before. "Oh, no," says Dave. "He's on my bowling team." When they are seated, a waitress asks Dave if he'd like his usual and brings over a Budweiser. His wife is becoming increasingly uncomfortable and says,"How did she know that you drink Budweiser?" "She's in the Ladies' Bowling League, honey. We share lanes with them." A stripper then comes over to their table, throws her arms around Dave, and says "Hi Davey. Want your usual table dance, big boy?" Dave's wife, now furious, grabs her purse and storms out of the club. Dave follows and spots her getting into a cab. Before she can slam the door, he jumps in beside her. He tries desperately to explain how the stripper must have mistaken him for someone else, but his wife is having none of it. She is screaming at him at the top of her lungs, calling him every name in the book. The cabby turns his head and says, "Looks like you picked up a real bitch tonight, Dave."copy dari sini

maher zain....falling in love with him^^

I praise Allah for sending me you my love

You found me home and sail with me

And I`m here with you

Now let me let you know

You`ve opened my heart

I was always thinking that love was wrong

But everything was changed when you came along

OOOOO

And theres a couple words I want to say

Chorus:

For the rest of my life

I`ll be with you

I`ll stay by your side honest and true

Till the end of my time

I`ll be loving you.loving you

For the rest of my life

Thru days and night

I`ll thank Allah for open my eyes

Now and forever I...I`ll be there for you

I know that deep in my heart

[ From: http://www.metrolyrics.com/for-the-rest-of-my-life-lyrics-maher-zain.html ]

I feel so blessed when I think of you

And I ask Allah to bless all we do

You`re my wife and my friend and my strength

And I pray we`re together eternally

Now I find myself so strong

Everything changed when you came along

OOOO

And theres a couple word I want to say

*Repeat Chorus

I know that deep in my heart now that you`re here

Infront of me I strongly feel love

And I have no doubt

And I`m singing loud that I`ll love you eternally

Repeat Chorus

I know that deep in my heart..

being single

"Being single used to mean that nobody wanted you. Now it means you're pretty sexy and you're taking your time deciding how you want your life to be and who you want to spend it with."

kisah sedih hhidup jadik studnt nurse

ramai orang kata jadik

STUDENT NURSE ni BEST

tapi,

xda siapa yang tau seksa nya mjadi student ni...

kadang2 macam kuli batak jak kami kat wad 2

aii...

wahai staf nurse yg baik hati..

kami datang mau belajar..

bukan untuk disuruh..
aii emo pulak ni..
tapi yg bestnya jadik studentnurse ni..
dapat elaun tetiap bulan...
ada la...
cukup mau makan juak...
hihihi
mcm2 la ketidakpuasan hati para student
terhadap staf nurse..
sebab kadang2 student lagi buat keja
baekk dari yg dah train out..
huhuhu
'ni la luahkan perasaan la ni kan'


wahai staf nurse,
kami student...bukan nya
terus pandai buat keja...
sudah namanya student..
belajar la...jangan la panggil kami ni bodoh..
kamu 2 bukannya pandai sangat..
kalau kami tanya soalan yang sama..
dapatkah kamu jawab??
betul sangatkah kerja yang kamu buat?
lalalal~

ini adalah salah satu tanda ketidakpuasan hati student nurse...
hhihi

falling in love

hihihihi....

mesti kamu pernah jatuh cinta kan......bagi urg2 mcm sy ni...

emm....da bosan dengan perkataan cinta....uhux...

tapi....

kadang kala perasaan untuk mcintai dan dcintai 2 ttap akan datang juak......

biasala kita hanya insan biasa....hihi

now...im in a relationship with my current boyfren....

lalala~ aik...sapa la manusia itu?? hihi...ok2

biar kan iya jadik rahsia.....